15 Reasons for Buying Fabric
1. It insulates the closet where it is kept.
2. It helps to keep the economy going. It is our patriotic duty.
3. It is less expensive and is more fun than psychiatric care.
4. Because it is on sale.
5. A sudden increase in the boll weevil population.
6. The one who dies with the most fabric wins.
7. It keeps without refrigeration.
8. You don't have to cook it to enjoy it, you never have to feed it,
9. I need the extra weight in the trunk of my car for traction
10. God made me do it.
11. Like dust, it's good for protecting previously empty spaces
12. When the big hurricane comes, all the fabric shops
13. Stress from dealing with the Fabric Control Officer (my husband)
14. It's not immoral, illegal or fattening.
15. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.
to support cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops.
change it, wipe its nose or walk it.
if I ever drive on snowy icy roads again.
(Weather is changeable, even in Florida.)
in the house; like the ironing board,
the laundry hamper, the dining room table.....
might be washed out into the Gulf and never be seen again.
made me do it.
From the Beeline, Utah Quilt Guild
With revisions for Florida